Just Evil. Period.

As if to serve as some obvious warning-

The monkeys that I’ve encountered in India are bad, especially the ones here in Mussorie.  Oh sure, they can look all cute and cuddly, but pure evil lurks behind their beady little eyes.

Almost Lady-Like-

It’s a White Hair-

Mom and Baby-

I look innocent, but piss me off and I'll fling my poo...-

I usually don’t mind most of the wildlife in India, but If even Buddhist monks (keep in mind that they revere all things living) are carrying around slingshots to ward monkeys off then you know something can’t be quite right. 

No petting the “wild” Indian deer-

Monk and slingshot-

Around town you can here people scream and throw things about as monkeys come in through the doors and windows looking for food.  I’ve seen them take candy from kids (and tourists).

Tasting the Houseplants-

For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out why the power would sometimes come and go…

Just imagine these little devil beasts jumping all over you: a Stephen King horror movie waiting to be filmed for sure.

They also knew right where you were sleeping and liked to give 5am wake up calls on the metal roofs.

 

Beware the monkeys in India!